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200 on it@DailyIranNews · @Kalshi · @Polymarket +1
Doubted the two-day reopening and called it midterm theatre
Sardonic, skeptical, betting-market jokes
- Two-day reopening is a midterm fake-out38%
- Brace for the next round22%
- Strait's already open, so what's the fuss14%
two days to reopen a whole strait and my landlord still needs three weeks to fix a sink
Two-day reopening is a midterm fake-out@1st_knight♥ 38open ↗ They are saying this now because they know the midterms are around the corner and the US is ready to resume strikes.
Brace for the next round@ChiTownGrowzopen ↗ Oil shipments are back to pre war levels. I guess the strait isn't closed 😁
Strait's already open, so what's the fuss@marcusp_cato♥ 96open ↗